Patrick Ford

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Burger Blue Balls

Yesterday I tried what some consider the best burger the Boston and didn’t care for it. Today, I decided to slay my craving and make a @kenjilopezalt double smashburger. Was going great until I set the smoke alarm off in my apt, then frantically tried to stop it before the building alarm went off—which summons the fire department.

I succeeded, but the resulting adrenaline crash put my stomach in knots and now I can’t even think about eating. FML.